Dumbing Down America Almost Complete

Yip! There is arsenic in your rice. Is that bad? I guess. It sure sounds bad. As NPR.com points out, "There are no federal limits for the amount of arsenic that's acceptable in food. So it's impossible to know if eating arsenic at these levels is a problem.".

Yet, we have laws about seat belts and cellphones. America is slowly dumbing itself down so slowly. We will actually be living in a world like Idiocracy. In no time at all we will be trying to grow plants with Gatorade and thinking smart people are "fags".

Just think of it. Why is it that often large families are so poor? If you don't have much money, how can you support a large number of kids. On the other hand, most people with common sense and an education, realize having children cost money and if they do have children, they may have 2 or 3 at the most.

Years ago, farming families had large families in order to survive and run the farm. These days, that is somewhat rare. Half the country eats junkfood these days and think McDonalds is the grocery store.

While I don't agree with limiting drinks to 16 onces, like they have don't in NYC, I never did understand how people could get a fountain drink that was 36 or 44 onces. Looking at someone holding such a large drink - in a paper cup, nonetheless, looked plain stupid to me.

I guess it all started with the government regulating tobacco. You might remember, the government supposedly got billions of dollars for healthcare due to all the uninformed people smoking. They needed that money to take care of the smokers. Well, that money went somewhere. No one is quite sure where. States then decided to really jack up the taxes on booze. They needed that money to help with all the alcoholics that would have medical problems and also "get them help".

Now the fat, obese are the target. Isn't it funny, the government comes up with these "ideas" and certain people say, "that's a great idea. that's no good for them". Then they turn around and they are a target for some new law that targets people's individual choices. Just a loss of more freedom.

Have you ever thought about the law making process? Well, everyday - ok, weekdays anyway - laws are being drawn up on a local, county, state, and national level. Right here in the good old USA. Keep in mind, you have so many government agencies that come up with their own laws that don't even have to pass a committee and you realize that is a lot of new laws. At what point does a free country become a unfree country.

The whole notion that we live in a free country and yet have only two major political parties is a joke. Why do people view politics like sports, "My party is right, your party is wrong", "Romney is going to crush Obama. Oh! Yeah! (<--High Fives guy next to him)" . This country slowly just gets worse by the year. We will probably be living in mud huts within 30 years.

Libya The New Honeymoon Hotspot

Take your wife off roadin in Libya. Shoot machine guns too.

Hey! Looking for a place to take your new wife, the honeymoon you both will never forget? Well, why not take her to Libya?

That's right! Newly free and in the news lately, Libya is a place full of energy and excitement. Take a camel ride, sleep in the desert, or try a city cafe. You and your wife will be walking around in love and with smiles on your face.

Remember, vacationing in Beirut is so 80s. Now is the time to show your wife excitement before the two of you settle in for a boring life in the suburbs and driving a Volvo wagon.


You won't be the first American to find Libya to be so inviting and friendly.
Libya. Where all Americans Vacation.

Michael Lohan Mauled by Grizzly Bear

Michael Lohan, the dysfunctional father of Lindsay Lohan, was mauled by a grizzly bear. Witnesses said Lohan approached the bear and wanted to discuss a reality show with him.

Evidentally, the bear did not like where the conversation was going and proceeded to strike and maul Lohan repeatedly. After throwing Lohan around like a doll for 5 minutes, the bear then whipped the middle finger at Lohan before heading into a dumpster behind the IHOP restaurant.

Medics arrived on scene and treated Lohan before rushing him to a local hospital. Lohan reportedly kept mumbling, "I have to get a reality show, have to get it".

Don't Think You Be Gangsta

Some niggas be trippin all the time. Givin their best tough look like they been in the joint for 20 years. Nigga Please! Nigga Please!

These wangstas are just frontin cause they be fraid. Flashing made up gang signs, while eating pussy at night. Mother fuckas be crazy in da mind, yo.

I scare them just by farting. I got my blunt in hand and be chuggin da 40, yo!. Ain't no big thing. Trouble come to those lookin 4 trouble.

My girl never cheat cause I da man. I only give her half cause she my boo. Just got my 16 spinners on my Escalade, YOLO! Lightin da blunt and cruisin at 90 is the way to go.

I probly like da best rapper in my town. My beats are off the chart, son! I still hate mayonnaise. That be for the white man.

When I go to the club, all da women shake their rump shakers are me. It's a sign of respect and I just be like dat. Im cool like that, Im cool like that.

Word to ya mutha!