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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Michael Lohan Mauled by Grizzly Bear

Michael Lohan, the dysfunctional father of Lindsay Lohan, was mauled by a grizzly bear. Witnesses said Lohan approached the bear and wanted to discuss a reality show with him.

Evidentally, the bear did not like where the conversation was going and proceeded to strike and maul Lohan repeatedly. After throwing Lohan around like a doll for 5 minutes, the bear then whipped the middle finger at Lohan before heading into a dumpster behind the IHOP restaurant.

Medics arrived on scene and treated Lohan before rushing him to a local hospital. Lohan reportedly kept mumbling, "I have to get a reality show, have to get it".